The fabric frail my trust betrayed,

I thought it cloth, but found it shoddy.

What power malignant sent it here?

Vile rent; my peace of mind it drowns,

It proves these flimsy bags were dear,

That only cost me five half-crowns.

Here must I, sorrowing, wait repairs,

And moralize the mournful scene,

My sad refrain, “Tears, hideous tears,

I know, confound them, what they mean!”