If no cold joint e’er lasts its second day,

While through the cupboard-shelf and pantry-vault

The hungry household cat is free to stray.

Can mild reproof, or anger’s hasty gust

Back to its dish the rabbit-pie restore?

Can master’s threats recall the flaky crust,

Or wipe the mopped-up beer from off the score?

Perhaps in some neglected spot is laid

A heart, well stuffed, brown from the kitchen fire,—

Meat, that to water hermit’s chops had made,