Or o’er its faults one briny tear let drop;

Here they alike on dusty shelf repose,

To add fresh lumber to the newsman’s shop.

The Morning Post. 1803.

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Epitaph on a Noted Highwayman.

Here, high suspended on a gibbet hangs

A youth to ev’ry crime and plunder prone;

’Till caught at length, by law’s resistless fangs,

The gaping gallows seiz’d him as its own.