He stretch’d in vain to reach the prize;

Nor could he well such fish despise,

Who is so fond of Place.

Presumptuous youth! with looks intent,

Again he stretched, again he bent,

Nor saw the gulf between:

Malignant Fate sat by and smil’d

The slippery verge his feet beguil’d,

He tumbled headlong in.

Eight times emerging from the Thames,