Ah! show them where the hateful crew
Scoff calomel and pills of blue,
Ah! tell them they have bile.
These shall the Gout tormenting rack,
The Vampire of the toes,
Night-mare, Lumbago in the back,
And Cholic’s painful throes;
Or languid liver waste their youth,
Or caries of a double tooth,
Its victim’s nerves that nightly gnaws.