What I felt was the havoc a single half hour,

Had made with my costly new Hat.

For the Boot, tho’ its lustre be dimm’d, shall assume

Fresh sprightliness after a while:

But what art may restore its original bloom,

When once it hath flown, to the Tile?

I clomb to my perch, and the horses (a bay

And a brown) trotted off with a clatter:

The Driver look’d round in his affable way

And said huskily, “Who is your hatter?”