From the ceiling quite down to the floor,

I am lord of the spiders and flies.

Oh, Justice! how awkward it is

To be griped by thy terrible squad!

I did but indulge in a quiz,

And the Quorum have sent me to quod.

Dear scandal is out of my reach,

I must pass my dull mornings alone.

Never hear Mr. Brougham make a speech,

Nor get audience for one of my own!