Lyceum! what pleasures untold

Reside in thy laugh-loving crowd;

But I may grow owlish and old,

Ere to witness a play I’m allowed.

The sound of the drop-raising bell,

Not once, as a beadle, I’ve heard;

Never sighed at a tragedy swell,

Nor laughed when a burlesque appear’d.

Shareholders, who’ve made me your sport,

Convey to this dreary arcade