Yet I’m bound to admit that I call

’Em uncommonly dear at the price.

Well, I’ve also bought dozens of “friends,”

Not by paying ’em money down straight;

No, it on their position depends,

And there isn’t a regular rate.

To some ’tis a loan that I make,

Or berths to their boys I hallot;

Some I buy for a dinner-card’s sake,

Some by lending a horse or a yacht.