That Northbrook has seen in thy face!

Look at me—in the midst of alarms!—

And yet mine’s but a typical case.

But the upshot of all is quite clear;

If matters go on as they do,

Well, the Navy will soon disappear,

And “My Lords,” well—they’ll disappear too!

So now that I’m docked, and they find

That I never was fit for the main,

Let us hope that a thing of the kind