That, since I’ve become an M.P.,

I must give up the sports that in truth

Make life most worth living to me;

And, heedless what fashion may claim,

In London continue to live;

And the days I’d intended for game,

To Crofters and Irishmen give!

What nonsense it is, I repeat,

That a rich young patrician like me

Should be forced, for the sake of a seat,