I’ll teach them ’tis otherwise there,

With the cells and police-court at hand,

And no speaking allowed in the Square.

So let orators note my behest,

Let each pauper slink back to his lair;

They can go to the workhouse for rest,

While I to my mansion repair.

There’s a workhouse in everyplace,

And the guardians (encouraging thought)

Give relief when they’ve sifted each case—