I wish you’d look alive!”

“’Tis shameful,” angrily I said,

“To play your fares such tricks!

If two do take the room of three,

Then surely there are six.”

“You’re jolly green, that may be seen!”

The rude Conductor cried;

“Until I’ve got twelve passengers,

I am not ’full inside.”

“I always travel in a ’bus,”