’Twere sad to be enticed,

If wit were always radiant,

And wine were always iced.

Mortimer Collins.

As a parody this is scarcely inferior to that of Mr. Tom Hood, but the poet has let the sound run away from the sense, and has forgotten that a wit who is always a radiant wit is apt to become tiresome; whilst if “wine were always iced,” all red wines would greatly suffer, especially Port and Burgundy.


The University Election.

A Candidates Carol.

If you were an elector,

And I a candidate,