Who’ll tell his Dad?
“I,” said Tom Hare,
“And oh! won’t he swear!
I’ll tell his Dad!”
From Sketches in Prose and Verse, by F. B. Doveton, London, Sampson Low & Co., 1886.
Who killed Will Gladstone?
“I,” said Joe C—;
“The blow came from me;
I killed Will Gladstone.”