Who stole his coat?
I, said Plunkett: I went and slunk it,
I stole his coat.
Who stole his socks?
I, said King-Harman, for I wanted to darn ’em,
I stole his socks.
Who stole his boots?
I, said Saxe-Weimar, and the joke is a screamer,
I stole his boots.
Who’ll wear the gaol clothes?