Who stole his coat?

I, said Plunkett: I went and slunk it,

I stole his coat.

Who stole his socks?

I, said King-Harman, for I wanted to darn ’em,

I stole his socks.

Who stole his boots?

I, said Saxe-Weimar, and the joke is a screamer,

I stole his boots.

Who’ll wear the gaol clothes?