The Modern Jack Horner.

Little Jack Horner, on the street corner,

Smoked up his last cigarette;

Saying, “When this is done, I’ll to the saloon

And wet up my whistle, ‘you bet.’”

Little Jack Horner is now the chief mourner

To head a policeman’s procession.

The infantile dude became far too rude

In trying to follow the fashion.