Thirty-one there are in May

(24th’s Victoria’s day).

Thirty days are there in June

(Rent-day the 24th—too soon!)

Thirty-one days in July

(A month for eating greengage pie).

In August thirty-one you’ll find

(If you don’t care, well, I don’t mind).

Thirty days, please, hath September

(And 29th’s the rent, remember!)