Where, sooth to say, he made some sport,
With ears erect, and parted jaws,
As though he strove to plead his cause:
I gain’d the palm of feelings kind;
The ass was righted; William fined.
For Justice, one with me in mind,
Exclaim’d, by her Minister,
“Had I an” &c.
Cried William to his Judge, “’Tis hard
(Think not the fine that I regard),