I’ll wager a smoke will set everything right.

Here’s to the Warden’s twelve inches of stalk,

Here’s to Jack Tar’s clay, with one, sir;

To the pipes now with mountings so rich that they “walk,”

And here’s to most pipes which have none, sir.

Fill them up tight, &c.

Here’s to the Milo just out of the shop,

With mouthpiece as dry as pale sherry;

Here’s to your veteran, wet as a mop,

Black as a sloe or a cherry.