Tobacco smoke!

“Beware; don’t set your room alight—

The college might object—good night!”

Such were the words the scholar spoke,

And scarcely heard through closing oak,

Tobacco smoke!

At midnight hour, as bedroom-ward

Two “undergrads” from drinking hard,

Steered up the gas-less break-neck stair,

A voice cried from the “right two-pair,”