All amber the ale doth glow;

In t’other are long “churchwardens,”

As spotless and pure as snow.

Ah! what would the world be to us

Tobaccoless?—Fearful bore!

We should dread the day after to-morrow

Worse than the day before.

As the elephant’s trunk to the creature,

Is the pipe to the man, I trow;

Useful and meditative