And counts his fortune in far, foreign lands

Where police are not, and where are no cab-stands,

While we still on his head heap curses dire

And blame the makers of the various brands.

This is a cause of every smoker’s ire.

The burden of fierce headaches: When we must

Forsake the weed, altho’ ’tis our delight,

When all our eyes seem red with blinding dust,

And on our head a weight hangs day and night,

And our red faces, lo! are bloodless white;