When the shopkeeper won’t buy a thing,

Tra la!

And kicks them right out of the place,

And he kicks them all out of his place.

And that’s what they mean when they say or they sing:

“Oh, bother the trade we are having this spring,”

Tra la la la la la, tra la la la la,

Tra la la la la la lah!

——:o:——

The following can scarcely be termed parodies, they are poems in praise of Tobacco written in the newly-revived but old-fashioned Ballade metre.