With hookahs, bubbling in a way

To fill a Christian with dismay,

And wake the old Crusading fire.

May no such pipe be mine I pray!

Give me a finely seasoned brier

Envoy.

Clay, meerschaum, hookah, what are they

That I should view them with desire?

I’ll sing, till all my hair is grey,

Give me a finely seasoned brier.