My pouch is M T; so, indeed,
I N V men with lots of weed.
I C U feel an interest
In what your poet would request;
There 4 I ask U 2 X QQQ
The plaint of my dejected M UUU.
I C U R the smoker’s friend;
Send me some weed, B 4 my end!
This craving I would fain ap PPP,
And smoke my pipe “O K” at EEE.