T the Torment of Headache cured by it quite.
U the plant Universal, that is still
V the Victor over full many an ill.
W the Wealth, that its growers may hoard,
X is a Xebeck, with tobacco on board.
Y was a Yankee, who offered cheroots,
Z was a Zealot, who said “Fit for brutes!”
& the Yankee replied, “Brutes don’t talk, or wear boots.”
Anonymous.