T the Torment of Headache cured by it quite.

U the plant Universal, that is still

V the Victor over full many an ill.

W the Wealth, that its growers may hoard,

X is a Xebeck, with tobacco on board.

Y was a Yankee, who offered cheroots,

Z was a Zealot, who said “Fit for brutes!”

& the Yankee replied, “Brutes don’t talk, or wear boots.”

Anonymous.