Gods would have revell’d at their feasts of Mirth

With this pure distillation of the earth;

The marrow of the world, star of the West,

The Pearl whereby this lower Orb is blest;

The joy of Mortals, Umpire of all strife,

Delight of Nature, Mithridate of Life;

The daintiest dish of a delicious feast,

By taking which Man differs from a beast.

Anonymous. Temp., James I.

From The Smoker’s Guide, Philosopher and Friend, by a veteran of Smokedom. London. Hardwicke and Bogue.