Sadly his system’s tone,

When at two a.m. on the doorstep

He has stood, with a vacant smile,

Two bob and a toothpick in pocket,

And wearing a stranger’s tile,—

And oft on the billowy ocean,

His anguish has naught assuaged,

When there was a run on the brandy,

And the basins were all engaged,—

But even these pangs, my darling,