(A Hint to some Hospitals nearer Home.)

“Will you walk into our death-trap?”

Say the surgeons so serene,

“’Tis the neatest little death-trap

That there ever yet has been;

The beds are most inviting,

The sheets are nice and white—

And when you get between ’em

You can bid the world good-night.”

“We have wards to suit all parties,”