“Will you walk into my Tunnel?” said the Spider to the Fly,
“’Tis the handiest little Tunnel that ever you did spy.
You’ve only got to pop your head inside and peep, no more,
And you’ll see a many curious things you never saw before.
Will you, will you, will you, will you, walk in, Grand Old Fly?”
Said the Spider to the Fly, “It’s most absurd, upon my soul,
To see so big a nation scared about so small a hole.
To share the scare that’s in the air is worthy, don’t you know,
Not of a Grand Old Fly like you, but of a midge like Joe!
Then won’t you, won’t you, won’t you, won’t you, plucky Grand Old Fly?”