Appends the eye-glass thro’ which thou dost pore

Over the list of toasts, ere thou dost bawl

With such stentorian lungs,

That we opine the walls of old Guildhall

Are each endowèd with a thousand tongues—

“Silence!” To hear that Patagonian shout

Is to obey.

The hand that’s in the act of pouring out

Is forced to stay—

“Non Nobis!!!” The greediest crammer