Will order pints of half-and-half all round.

John the footman nods his head,

Swears he’ll not go home to bed;

In his arms a partner takes,

As some courteous speech he makes;

And suddenly the joyous pair engage

In giddy Waltz or Polka, now the rage.

But when the violin puts forth its charms,

How the sweet music every bosom warms:

So when the dilettante dared the squeeze,