Of roaring constables and battles dire,

Of geese uneaten, muse, awake the lyre!

Where Campbell’s chimneys overlook the square,

And Newton’s future prospects hang in air;

Where counsellors dispute, and cockers match,

And Caledonian earls in concert scratch,—

A group of heroes occupied the round,

Long in the rolls of infamy renown’d.

Circling the table, all in silence sat,

Now tearing bloody lean, now champing fat;