And the Round Table had grown rickety,

Said unto Merlin (who had been asleep

For a few centuries in Broceliande,

But woke, and had a bath, and felt refreshed):

“What shall I do to pull myself together?”

Quoth Merlin, “Salad is the very thing,

And you can get it at the Cheshire Cheese

King Arthur went there; verily, I believe

That he has dined there every day since then.

Have you not marked the portly gentleman