And I, a dab at rhymes,

I’d write delirious “ballads,”

While you your bilious salads

Where stitching upon two ells

Of coarsest crass, at times;

If you were skilled at crewels,

And I, a dab at rhymes.

If I were what’s “consummate,”

And you were quite “too too,”

’Twould be our Eldorado