Nix my Dolly, Pals, Fake Away!

In a box of the stone Jug I was born,

Of a hempen widow the kid forlorn,—

Fake away!

My noble father, as I’ve heard say,

Was a famous merchant of capers gay;

Nix my dolly, pals,—fake away!

Nix my dolly, &c.

The knucks in quod did my shoolmen play,