Portland is not quite so bad,
Broadmoor is for those stark mad,
Pentonville is the hill of London,
Borstal if you’re there you’re undone,
Portsmouth is a noted shop,
Brixton is a regular cop.”
Another equally good authority thus describes them:—
“Millbank for thick shins and graft at the pump,
Broadmoor for all laggs as go off their chump,
Brixton for good toke and cocoa with fat,