But mummery and slummery

You must keep in your mind,

For every day, mind what I say,

Fresh fakements you will find.

But stick to this while you can crawl,

To stand ’till you’re obliged to fall,

And when you’re wide awake to all

You’ll be a Leary Man.

From The Vulgar Tongue, by Ducange Anglicus. London, Bernard Quaritch, 1857.