Wy, I’d back Barney Crump at our Sing-song to lick ’em two times out o’ twice!

Still I’m all for the Lords and their lot, Charlie. Rads are my ’orror, you know.

Change R into C and you’ve got ’em, and ’Arry ’ates anythink low.

So if Demonstrations means skylarks, and lotion as much as you’ll carry,

These “busts of spontanyous opinion” may reckon all round upon ’Arry.

Punch. October 11, 1884.


Life in Gaol.

Till seven we walk around the yard,