Kind Fate protect us.

From all smatterers and pretenders; from all shallow and impertinent store assistants,

Kind Fate protect us.

From “appliance” lunatics, and library faddists; from “fonetic” cranks, and all that have shingles loose,

Kind Fate protect us.

From bibliotaphers and lock and key curmudgeons; and from all glass door bookcases,

Kind Fate protect us.

From wood pulp paper, and all chemical abominations; and from those that manufacture faint ink,

Kind Fate protect us.

From undated books, re-hashed engravings, and gaudy bindings; and from all “jerry” book-binders,