“I believe, that hypocrisy and adultery, are within the lines of morality; that a woman may be honourable when she has lost her honour, and virtuous when she has lost her virtue.

“This, and whatever else is necessary to obtain my own ends, and bring me into repute, I resolve to follow; and to avoid all moral offences, such as scratching my head before company, spitting upon the floor, and omitting to pick up a lady’s fan And in this persuasion I will persevere, without any regard to the resurrection of the body, or the life everlasting. Amen.

“Q. Wilt thou be initiated into these principles?

“A. That is my inclination.

“Q. Wilt thou keep up to the rules of the Chesterfield morality?

“A. I will, Lord Chesterfield being my admonisher.

“Then the officiator shall say,

“Name this child.

“A. A Fine Gentleman.

“Then he shall say,