And burliest “bummer,”
And loudest big-drummer in Westminster Hall.
Don’t talk of your sages and seers of antiquity,
Famous for rectitude—or for obliquity,
Faix an’ the divils at mental ubiquity,
Vernon avick! would make hay of them all.
Come, I’ll wager that nobody quite
Aiquals his elegant blatherumskite,
Down from urbanity,
Into inanity,