Like a five-bob American clock.

A ladder is put to the window,

A young fellow pulls off his hat,

He springs up that ladder as lithe as an adder,

And climbs with the skill of a cat.

We sweep like a wave past the Red Post!

It’s now that the battle begins.

Ev’ry eye’s on the blue. In a second or two

They’ll be shouting out “Kissing Cup wins!”

We’ve got ’em all settled, I think, sir,