“It’s only a bilious attack, that’s flat.

Brain trouble? Fiddle-de-dee!”

The desk, it chanced, was not quite closed:

“Why does she clutch it so?” asked the leech;

The Lady Principal supposed

That to have her dear Bard within reach

Consoled her as she dozed.

“Let’s look inside!” And at once—oh, dreams

Of “Female Culture,” and the rest!

They found—no masterly mystic themes,