So, not to spoil the fun—

Comprenez-vous?—observe that lady there,

‘In native Worth.’ Aha, you see the jest?

Not bad, I think? My own too! Woman’s fair,

Or not—the odds, so long as she is dressed?

They’re coming! Soh! Ha, Bennett’s ‘Barcarole’—

A poor thing, but mine own! That minor third

Is not so bad, now! Mum, sirs! (Bless my soul,

I wonder what her veil cost?) Mum’s the word!

The strange thing is that the rickety stuff above is a perfectly fair burlesque. The cadence—or lack of cadence—the horrid involutions, the breaks into bald dulness, are all Browning’s to the very essence.”