But hopelessly rended in twain

And spoilt by the rude hurricane!

Though clad in a stout mackintosh,

My temper I scarce can restrain—

I think that a Ballade is bosh!

Oh, I’m an unfortunate wight!

The damp is affecting my brain;

My woes I would gladly recite,

In phrases emphatic and plain,

Your sympathy could I obtain.