(O, for a brandy and soda she sighed),

“To sleep till the evening will be grand;”

And she slept through the strains of a German band,

Which was playing in all its pride.

“Why didn’t she go for a stroll?” you say,

But, reader, I beg you pause;

Her friends on a visit were all away,

And her laundress forgot to send home that day

Her petticoats, stockings,
and pockethandkerchiefs.

The Sporting Times. June 20, 1885.