I mean making prettiness pay,—shall I fail?

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese!)

“You’ve been to the Dairy Show, Sir, have you not?

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese!)

Those churners competitive were a sweet lot.

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese!)

Miss Holmes, and Miss Keel, and Miss Barron, who won,

Seemed not a bit fagged when the business was done.

I’m sure Butter-making looks capital fun.

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese!)”