Behold the works of W. Morris!
There are not many good parodies of Mr. Morris, the following is one of the best, though where it first appeared, or by whom it was written, cannot be stated:—
In the cushioned Abbey pew
There is space for Me and You.
Twine the blossoms in my hair;
Never mind if people stare—
Never mind, for none knowèth
If one flirteth after death!
Hark—the organ shakes the pew!